FaceBook

"Friends! Pray For Facebook's Pocketbook!"

Jamaica paradise

Jamaica Choice About Your Future Paradise???

Can’t Sleep? Forget Counting Sheep! Talk To The Shepherd!

Secret Service Goes Under Covers! A New
Twist On Loving Your Neighbors!

Need A Change????

"Need A Change? We Will
Pamper, Luv And Huggie You!"

Easter

"Silly Rabbit! Easter Wasn't
A Hare Raising Experience!"

Pink Slime!

What’s At Steak With The Beef
About Pink Slime?

Tide Stolen By Thieves

Druggies, Stop Stealing Tide!
All, Cheer! Get My Dreft!?!?

St. Patrick!

St. Patrick Will Not Be Here On
Sunday! His
Boss Will Be!

Nuclear Bomb, Iran To Pray

Nuclear Bomb? Iran To Pray! Iraq Con I Should!

Rush Limbaugh

Imus Say, Rush “Out On A Limb” Baugh May Be Axed!

High Gas Prices!

High Gas Prices??? Time To Refine!

Toast!

Without Jesus, The Bread Of Life, We're Toast!

Dirty Laundry???

Life Filled With Dirty Laundry??? Come In Tide! Too Cold Out Tide!!!

Old Clergymen!

Old Clergymen Never Die, Just Turn Them Out To Pastor!

Swine Flu

"Won't Believe In God Until Pig's Fly? They Have! Swine Flu! Now That's A Sick One!"

The Buck Stops Here!

The Buck Stops Here!
Usually During The Offering!

Bernie Madoff

Want Your Enemy To Bern ... ie In Hell? Turn your "Mad Off"

Economy

EECK! CON! OH ME! Afraid? Trust God!

A Cute Care Clinic

You Are Cute And Need Spiritual Help! We Are An A Cute Care Clinic!

Thanksgiving Church Sign

One Side Of The Sign: "Eat Too Much Turkey And You
Will Turn Into A Butterball!"

Otherside: "Sorry For The Sign On The
Other Side! Desperate Turkey Is
Responsible!"

Feminist Sarah Palin

All Other Feminists Palin Comparison To Sarah!

Hockey Moms

We Welcome All Hockey Moms With Lipstick!

Stressed, Off Your Rocker?

"Stress, Off Your Rocker??? Come On Over Do We Have A Pew For You!"

Jeremy Vrooman

Thank You Jeremy Vrooman And Your Family For Your Ultimate Sacrifice! Jeremy Was Killed In Iraq On July 15th, 2008 While Serving With The U.S. Army

Churchsigns

Pray For Mr. Tom Ato And Miss Sue Lontro..... Food Poisoning!

Jesus Is Like An X-Ray Technician!

Jesus Is Like An X-Ray Technician! He Can See Right Through You!

Pray For Mr. and Mrs. Peanut

Pray For Mr. And Mrs. Peanut! Someone Went Nuts And A Salted Them!

Mother's Day

Mothers May Be Swamped, But Nothing Gets Bayou!

Rev. Wright!

Oh Mama! Pray For Rev. Wright! He Could Be Rev. Wrong!

Ascension Sunday

Ascension Sunday Has Its Ups And Its Downs!

Reverend Wright?

Not Every Pastor Wright Is Right!

High Gas Prices! Big Oil Companies Gouging!

High Gas Prices! Big Oil Companies Gouging! Tanks A Lot!

The Pope

The Pope Will Not Be Here On Sunday But His Boss Will Be!

Very Taxing!!!

According To Our Calculations, April 15th Is Very Taxing!

Time Shares!

Heavenly Time Shares Available! A Golden Opportunity!

Palm Sunday

He Wants More Than Your Palms! Your Life!

High Gas Prices????

Lower Gas Prices Will Fuel The Economy!

High Gas Prices!!! Record Profits!!! We're Getting Hosed!!!

Chevron, Exxon Record Profits Reaped at Cost to Sliding Economy, Strapped Consumers; Group Calls for Market Oversight

SANTA MONICA, Calif., Feb 01, 2008 /PRNewswire-USNewswire via COMTEX/ -- FTCR Also Releases "Oil Profit Monster;" Free Public Database of Each Company's Profits Since 2000 Will Be Updated Quarterly
Record quarterly and yearly profits reported today (February 1, 2008) by ExxonMobil and Chevron must trigger action by Congress to control unregulated energy markets, said the Foundation for Taxpayer and Consumer Rights.

EXXON IS MAKING MORE THAN $75,000 A MINUTE AROUND THE CLOCK ON CRUDE OIL PRICES

that are at unjustifiable levels. Oil companies have opposed legislation to regulate electronic energy trading, even as they deflect blame by pointing to such markets as the reason for crude oil prices that remain above $90 a barrel.
To aid analysis and comparisons of all major oil companies' profits since 2000, FTCR today released its comprehensive "Oil Profits Monster" database, along with graphics of company-by-company oil profits. See more on this powerful tool, including its unique handling of merged companies, companies, below.
Exxon's $40.6 billion annual profit and Chevron's $17.1 billon come at the cost of an economy tipping into recession, said FTCR. While Exxon makes the largest corporate profit by any corporation, ever, families pay $60 and more for a gas station fill-up and Northeasterners are shelling out more than $2,000 on average for heating oil.
"The 2007 profit of just the three U.S.-based major oil companies comes to $70 billon, even as the federal government is about to pay out $100 billion-plus for economic stimulus payments to families," said Judy Dugan, research director of the nonprofit, nonpartisan FTCR. "Yet Americans are deeper in consumer debt than ever in large part for high energy costs. If the stimulus mainly pays credit card debt racked up at the gas station, it won't stimulate anything."
(From Fox Business News)

Jews For Jesus Newspaper Ad

As An Easter Event We Had The Ministry Of "Jews For Jesus" Present Their Passover Presentation, "Christ In The Passover". The Local Newspaper Sent Their First Proof Of Our Ad For This Event And It Stated... "JUICE FOR JESUS WILL PRESENT CHRIST IN THE PASSOVER". I promptly called and corrected the ad but almost let it run in the local newspaper to put a smile or two on those reading the Saturday Morning Church Page in The Sioux Falls Argus Leader.

Who Will Answer The Phone At The White House???

Who Will Answer The Phone At The White House??? He Has Your Number! Do You Have His???

Valentines Day

Sunday's Sermon Rev. Val N. Tine Preaching on "Heart To Heart" He Is Such A Card!

Valentines Day

We Follow The Greatest Lover Of ALL Time!

Dirty Laundry???

Life Filled With Dirty Laundry??? Come In Tide! Too Cold Out Tide!!!

ESPN'S Dana Jacobson

Went To A Roast! Opened My Mouth! Bad Mouthed Jesus! Now Look Who's Roasting!!!

Skeletons

Too Many Skeletons In Your Closet??? No Bones About It, Jesus Can Forgive!

Black And Grizzly Life?

Life Sort Of Black And Grizzly??? Jesus Will Help You Bear It!

Hell O

Hell O ... Don't Go!

Community!

Come, Unity... Make A Great Community!

Mike Huckabee

No Muck! Few Bucks! A Lot Of Luck! Step Up To The Mike... Huckabee!

Phony Clergyman????

What Do You Call A Phony Clergyman?????? An Impastor!

Christian Bashing???

Christian Bashing????? No Surprise!!!!! Our Founder Was Nailed To A Cross!!!!!

Mary Christmas

Have A Joseph And Jesus And A Very Mary Christmas!

Christmas Is For Everyone!

Christmas Is For Everyone! Including Every Fruitcake And Nut!

China - Toys!

China Is Toying With Us! Pray Immediately! Get The Lead Out!

Thanksgiving!

As You Fill Your Car With Expensive Gasoline, Remember To Be Tankful!

Pro Life!

The Life In The Womb, Is Pro Life!

Toast!

Without Jesus, The Bread Of Life, We're Toast!

Politicians and Fishermen

Politicians Want De Vote And Fishermen Want De Boat
And Both Are Always Looking For De Bait!

IMUS

Sorry, But Imus Get Back To Work!

Hey Squirt!

Hey Squirt, Need A Change?
We Will Luv You, Pamper You and Huggie You!

Honey!

Honey, Bee Like Jesus!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! And You Thought We Had Forgotten!

Best Church

Best Church In The Entire Block!

Stress Test

My Wife Says That Her Stress Test Never Ends!
She Lives With Me! Isaiah 26:3

Baseball In Heaven!

There is Baseball in Heaven! St. Peter Just Called And You're Pitching Tomorrow!

God

You're Running From Me! I'm Walking With You! God

Father's Day

Today's Fact: 66.3 Million U.S. Fathers! One Heavenly Father!

Paris Hilton

Not In Paris! Not At A Hilton! And No Longer In Jail!

Newly Wed Lawyer Has TB

TB Or Not TB, That Is The Contagious Question!

High Gas Prices

Record Gas Prices, Record Gas Profits! It's Very Sheikh!

High Gas Prices

High Gas Prices... Record Prices! Record Profits!
Can You Spell Moneyopoly?

The Queen

The Queen Will Not Be Here On Sunday. The King Of Kings Will Be!

High Gas Prices

High Gas Prices??? Don't Pump Gas On May 15th, 2007!!! Get Tanked On Another Day!!!

High Gas Prices

High Gas Prices??? Time To Refuel On The Ten Commandments! Thou Shalt Not Steal!

High Gas Prices

High Gas Prices??? Time To Refine!

Rosie

What's the View? Is It Rosie?

Don Imus

Imus Say..."He Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Stone!"

Don Imus

Imus Up So Imus Forgive!

Iran

Don't Walk! Iran To Pray!

Iraq

Iraq Con We Should Pray!

T. Denny Sanford's $400 Million Gift

T. Denny Sanford, Thanks A Million! From Sanford Churchsign Comic

South Dakota Abortion Ban

Pro Abortion Proponents Take Exception With The Exceptions! Is It Really A Surprise?

South Dakota Abortion Ban

Go! Go! Go! Save Those Babies!

A Miracle For America!

Pray For A Miracle For America!

Iraq

Iraq Con We Should Pray!

Christmas

Santa Is Such A Card At Christmas! He Thinks He's The Star!

Christmas

Bethlehem: A Place To Come To Your Census!

Christmas

A Stable Baby For An Unstable World!

Christmas

Have A Very Mary And Joseph Christmas!

South Dakota Legislature Page Scandal

Paging The 2006 - 2007 South Dakota Legislature! Are We All On The Same Page???

O. J. Simpson

O.J. Simpson Confessions Heard! Unforgiven Fumbling, Running Back To The Past? Hail Mary Passes Available!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

148,000 "Yes On Six" Voters! 180 "Yes On Six" Doctors! 300 "Yes On Six" Pastors! And You Think The Issue Of Abortion Has Been Aborted In South Dakota????

South Dakota Abortion Ban

Republican South Dakota Pro Lifer Leslie Unruh For Senate In 2010 If Not Sooner!

Abortion

The Agenda Of Planned Parenthood Is Planned Unparenthood!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

"Before I Formed You In The Womb, I Knew You!" Jeremiah 1:5
God Is ProLife!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

It Isn't Over!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

Vote Yes For Life On Tuesday! If Voting No, Please Vote On Wednesday!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

Yes On Six ...Life! Life! Life! Life!
No On Six ... Death! Death! Death! Death!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

Baby, In South Dakota, It's As Simple As This! Vote Yes On Six For Life! Vote No On Six For Death!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

"Yes Sign" Vandals Deserve A Punch In De Face! But We Forgive!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

Former South Dakota Planned Parenthood Abortionist Dr. Patti Giebink Voting Yes For Life On 6!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

Rapid City's Dr. Stephen Kovarik 6,000 Deliveries! Voting Yes On 6 For Life!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

For Biased And Unfair News Watch Kill O Land News And See B.S.! Vote Yes On 6 For Life!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

Comparing Abortion To The Holocaust Seems To Raise Such A Fuhrer! Vote Yes On 6 For Life!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

Abort Abortion! Vote Yes On 6 For Life!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

Former Fetuses Who Live In South Dakota Vote Yes On 6!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

Dr. Jack Call Your Brother Dr. Steve About Abortion! His Answer Will Be Worth A Billion!

South Dakota Abortion Ban

"Abortion Ban In South Dakota Will Rush More Faces To South Dakota!"

Spinach Recall

"Sunday's Sermon: 'Spinach Could Squash You!' Pastor Brock Ole And Pastor Cal A. Flower"

Untimely Death Of The Crock Hunter

"It Isn't A Crock That Your Life Can End Quickly! Be Ready Mate!"

Pope Offends Muslims

Whatever Happened To Love One Another And Love Your Enemy As Yourself?

911

"911 - The Plane Truth! Freedom Towers Over America!"

Falling Gas Prices

"Feels Good To Get Hosed A Little Less!"

Demise of Pluto The Planet

"Memorial Services For Pluto Will Be Held on Thursday! Leave Space In Your Week And Planet To Come!"

Use It On Your Churchsign!

"This Is A Sign Of The Times!"

Political Opinion

Keep Terrorists On The Move! Hear Them Say..."I Ran Because Of Iraq!"

NFL Personalities

What Do You Call An Explosive, Mouthy NFL Running Back? "A Pro Pane"

Hot Weather

And You Think It's Hot Here!

Happy Hour

Happy Hour Now In Progress!

High Gas Prices

High Gas Prices? It's Crude, But They're Trying To Refine!

Talking Trash

The Devil Always Talks Trash! He Has A Garbage Mouth!

North Korea

Pray For North Korea! It Isn't Rocket Science But It Does Work!

Flag Burning

Freedom Of Speech Notice! Attention All Flag Burners! If You Burn The Red, White And Blue, You Will Become Black And Blue, See Stars And We Will Place A Flag Pole Where The Sun Doesn't Shine!

North Korea

It's Doesn't Take A Rocket Scientist To Figure Out North Korea Or Maybe It Does!

Gorilla Warfare

Gorilla Warfare Is Nothing To Monkey Around With!

Flag Burning!

Some Flag Burners May Get Smoked!

God Bless The U.S.A.

America! A Miracle!

Seen On A Churchsign!

Jesus! 24/7... 365!

Fourth Of July

Go Forth On The Fourth and Fifth and Sixth and Seventh To Proclaim Independence!

Motorcycles

Some Say Riding A Motorcycle Is Harley Worth It! Others Say Hog Wash!

Bill Gates And Warren Buffett

Bill Gates And Warren Buffett, May We Introduce You To Mr. Phil Anthropist!

World Cup!

Soccer Or Sock Him? The Goal Is To Drink Together Out Of The World Cup!

Dan Rather - Seen On A Churchsign

Dan, Rather Than Become Old News, Try The Good News! Can You Con Couric With Katie?

Roethlisberger Fined!

Roethlisberger Fined! No Helmit, No License! Pay The Fine! Do You Even Deserve A Quarter Back?

Hell Oh!?!?!?

Ham It Up Here, You'll Do Some Bacon There!

Nursery News!

Nursery News! Mother's Milk Vs. Formula? We Will Keep A Breast Of The Controversy!

Father's Day - Iraq!

Father's Day Instructions In Iraq! "Find The Gift In The Bag, Dad!"

Father's Day!

Is Your Father Heavenly?

Steeler Quarterback Roethlisberger Injured

Face It Roethlisberger, Your Head Isn't Made Out Of Pittsburg Steel!

Father's Day!

Fathers, Don't Say The Name Of Your Day Too Slowly! Mom Will Punch You In The Mouth!
Fat Her's Day!

Father's Day!

One Day For Dad And 364 Days For The Kids! Dads Love It!

Identity Theft - Seen On A Churchsign!

Repentant Identity Thieves Welcomed! Must Show Two Forms Of Id! Preferably Your Own!

Al Zarqawi - Seen on A Churchsign!

Al Zarqawi Will Not Be Here This Sunday! The Keeper Of His Soul Will Be!

Al Zarqawi

Questions For Al Zarqawi! Was That Safe House a Safe House? Is there A Warranty?

Al Zarqawi

Al Zarqawi? Old Terrorists Never Die! They Book Tickets On Virgin Airlines!

Marriage Protection Amendment Churchsign

Sunday's Sermon: "The Creator's Thoughts On Redefining Marriage!" By Pastor Sodom And Elder Gomorrah!

666

June 6, 2006 = 666? Is It A Bad Omen? Sick! Sick! Sick!

Marriage Protection Amendment Church Sign

This Sunday's Sermon! "Support The Marriage Protection Amendment" By Pastor Amanda Kiss!

Complaints

My Complaint? Complainers!

Miami Gets The Heat!

Miami Gets The Heat! NBA Player Living In A Shaq!

Spelling Bee

Honey, Are You Getting A Buzz Out Of The Spelling Bee!

Pentecost Sunday

Pentecost Sunday! God Says, "Now You're Speaking My Language!"

The Answer!

So Many Questions! He's Still The Answer!

Barry Bonds

Barry Bonds Bam, Bam, Bams The Bambino!

Dixie Chicks!

Dixie Chicks Being Grilled! Duck! You're Becoming Southern Fried Chicken!

In Law School

Ever Since I Married My Wife, I Have Been "In Law" School! My Favorite Professor? My Mother "In Law"!

Congressman William Jefferson

Congressman William Jefferson! Is That Cold Cash Or Frozen Assets In Your Freezer?

Barry Bonds

Light Em Up Barry Bonds! You're A Giant! No One Holds A Candlestick To You!

Barry Bonds

Take Stock In Bonds, Barry Bonds! Interest Is Rising! Hit Em To Market Street!

Troubled? What Is Your Last Resort?

Troubled? Fishing For Your Last Resort? Try One On A Minnesota Lake!

Nursery News On The Churchsign

Nursery Alert! Would The Parents Of Billy The Kid Pick Him Up ASAP?!?!

Beatle Wife Bugs Out!

A Paul ed! Beatle's Wife Takes Wings And Bugs Out!

Breaking Gator News!

This Sunday Pastor Al A. Gator Delivers A Sermon You Can Sink Your Teeth Into! It's Not A Croc!

Breaking Gator News Found On A Churchsign!

New Member Mr. Al A. Gator Requests Baptism In His Choice Of His Favorite Gatorade!

Breaking Gator News!

New Respect Found For Florida Resident Mr. Al. A Gator!

Da Vinci Mystery Solved!

Da Vinci Painted Himself As A "Cut Up"! That Explains Why He Invented The Scissors!

Da Vinci Code Film

No Fiction! Critics Say Electrifying 125 Million Dollar Film May Be A Dan "Brown Out"!

Da Vinci Code Myth

Da Vinci's Last Supper Painting Once Included An Italian Disciple! "Pete" Za!

Da Vinci Code Myth

Italian Noodles Originated In Sri Lankan Health Club! "Spa Get Tea"

French News!

Man Trips Over Monument In Paris Park! Gets Up! Names Structure "I Fell Tower!"

Da Vinci Code Myth

New Da Vinci Code Myth! Italian Pizza Originated In A Hut In Hamburg er, Germany!

Border Security

"The Road Less Traveled" By Dr. M. Scott Peck
"The Border Less Crossed" By George W. Bush

Breaking News!

Presidential Faces Become Chocolate, Graham Crackers and Toasted Marshmellows! Mt. Rushsmores!

Polygamy

Polygamy? You've Got To Be Kidding! The Husband Must Admit, "That's Big Of Me!"

Illegal Aliens!

Illegal Aliens! No Space! Love The Food! But America Is Nachos!

Hey Bud! Need To Be Wiser!

Reformed School Has Graduation Keg Party! Gets Busted!

The Buck Stops Here!

The Buck Stops Here! Question? Are Fines Ever Fine?

U.S. Borders On Flooding!.

U.S. Borders On Flooding! Aunt Chilata Stay Home! Security Leaks! CIA Leaks! Scooter Libby Leaks! Border Leaks!

Mother's Day

God Created The World In Seven Days And Then Moms Took Over!

National Security Telephone Taps

Tap, Tap, Tap! Wake Up Call! Another 911 Could Happen Without A Trace!

Floyd Patterson

Breaking News! On The Streets Of Gold! Jabbing With Golden Gloves! Floyd Patterson is a Heavyweight Knockout!

Found On Our Church Sign

Pastor Al Cohol And Mr. Jack Daniels Presents The Evils Of The "Whiz Key" Cure

Courts And The Press

Media Scores Big As They Watch Supreme, Circuit, Civil, Traffic Legal Systems!
A Full Court Press!

Mother's Day

You Can't Spell "Mothers" Without Spelling "Others"

President Bush

Breaking News! Unpassed Bill Ruffles Feathers Of Lame Duck President Bush! Shoots Down Fowl Wise Quacks!

Found On Our Churchsign

This Sunday's Sermon "Living With The Almighty!" (And What's She Like) Pastor Bill I.M. Clinton

Found On Our Churchsign

This Sunday! Special Music! Bill Clinton! Playing On The Mouth Organ "I Never Intended To HarMonica"

Da Vinci Code Recall!

The Da Vinci Code Recalled! Free Meal Coupons Available For Your Trouble! Code Word - Last Supper

World Record Set!

Hold Your Breath! Down And Under Australian Heir To Underwater Record In Baptist Church!

Sunday's Sermon - Church Of Signtology

Church of Signtology's Sunday's Sermon! "Mission Possible!" Pastor Tom Cruise Missile!

Church Boxing Match!

Church Boxing Match This Sunday! Come And Get Your Bell Rung!

An Evolutionary Truth

You Are A Chimp Off Of The Old Block!

High Gas Prices

What Do You Call A Gasoline Price Gouger? Con A Go!

Dance With The Devil

It's A New Twist On Having A Ball! Dance With The Devil! He'll Waltz Right In! But He Always Wants To Lead!

A Trivial Wake Up Thought!

Did You Know? Europeans State The Name Of Their Continent As They Awaken One Another! "Oh, You're Up!"

Golfers

Golfers Unite And Have A Ball In A Special Drive For A Local Share A Tee

Kentucky Derby

The Kentucky Derby! The Greatest Steeple Chase In The History Of The Church!

Cinco De Mayo

Sinko De Mayo Clinic???? May 5th, The Titanic of Health Care!

Cinco De Mayo

The Celebrating De Mayo Brothers! Cinco, Kinko and Pinko! Here May 5th!

Kentucky Derby

Hats Off To The Derby! The Kentucky Derby! Now Stop Horsing Around!

Mumps Epidemic!

With The Mumps You Take Your Lumps!

Cola Wars

Breaking News! Cola Wars At The Vatican! Diet Popesicola! Parish The Thought!

Space

A Rocket Scientist Knows! If You Need More Space, Planet Ahead Of Time!

Golf

Golfer John Daly Loses 60 Million In Gambling! John, Use A Mulligan! It's A Sure Bet!

Duke Lacrosse Team

Pray For Duke Lacrosse Team! Mr. Lucifer Says That Red, Green And Blue Devils Allegedly Made Them Do It!

Immigration

Immigration Official At DePort Of Entry Tense! Pray For HisPanic!

Presidential Spokesman

Presidential Spokesman Wanted! Must Have An Oscar Or A Tony And Cannot Easily Be Snowed!

High Gas Prices

Getting Hosed? Almost Shelled Out? Try To Remain Mobil! Life Is A Gas!

High Gas Prices

It's A Crime! Grand Theft Auto! Carjacking! Highway Robbery! All At The Gas Pump!

The Bible

Author Of World's Best Selling Book Here This Sunday!

High Gas Prices

The Process Has Been Refined At The Gas Pump. You Pump Gas, They Pump Your Wallet!

COMPUTERS

Caught In A Web! Computer Has A Virus! Byte Your Lip! Don't Become A Cursor!

CRITIC

Don't Be A Critic, The Job Is Already Taken!

High Gas Prices

Shelled Out? No Longer Mobil? Fuming About Gas Prices? Time To Refine! Put The 'X On' One Dollar A Gallon Gas!

Mother's Day

Mothers May Be Swamped But Nothing Gets Bayou

SOUL FOOD

Soul Food Served At Every Service!

IRAN

I Didn't Walk! Iran To Pray!

High Gas Prices

The Cost Of Gas Has Us Over A Barrel! About $70 A Barrel!

Gospel Of Judas

30 Pieces Of Silver For The Gospel Of Judas

Gospel Of Judas

Will The Gospel Of Judas Betray You?

Political Irony

1989: Vice President And Lawyer Dan Quayle
In The Hunt With President Bush.
2006: Vice President Hunts Quail In Bush
Shoots Lawyer

More Churchsign Humor!

"Keeping A Stiff Upper Lip May Cause You To Be Down In The Mouth"

Holy Spirit

"Sorry, But The Fruit Of The Spirit Doesn't Include Sour Grapes"

Church Attendance

"Life Sort Of Stinky? Come On In! Do We Have A Pew For You!"